Thursday, April 30, 2009

Cool Meanings in new Dictionary

"Classic definition & Cool Meanings in new dictionary "

1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master .

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage .

5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power. ..

9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

12. Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

16. Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

17. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

19. Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

24. Pessimist : - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .

25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

26. Father: A banker provided by nature.

27. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails...

Begin Your Day!

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Begin The Day With A Light Heart

Let your  All Worries Be Swept Aside At Night

Smile A Moment And Thank God

For Every Moment , He Cares For Us All the Way..

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" Don't wait for the last Judgment. It happens every day."

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As you whisper in my ear..

Comforted by your thoughts
Those times I felt lonely
Wishing you could be here
As you whispered if only

I savored your sweet words
Listening to what you say
As you expressed your love
So near yet so far away

Every time I hear your voice
In a loving sensual tone
It's like miles no longer exist
Speaking on the phone

While embracing every word
I even wiped away a tear
It feels like you're next to me
As you whisper in my ear

" A lie may take care of the present, but it has no Future"

Good Night!


I know it's hard
to say goodnight,

And finally go to sleep...

But in my thoughts and heart you'll stay
Until again we meet.

Angels will keep watch over you
As you dream and rest...

Now, GO TO BED and get some sleep,
So tomorrow you'll be at your best! 

Sleep tight, Sweet dreams,
Don't let the bedbugs bite...

I'll talk to you tomorrow,
When the day is new and bright. 

" A lie may take care of the present, but it has no Future"


Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Morning Prayer!

Morning Prayer

You are ushering in another day Untouched and freshly new, So here I come to ask You God If You'll renew me too?

Forgive the many errors, That I made yesterday, And let me try again dear God, To walk closer in Thy way

I am well aware I can't make it on my own. So take my hand and hold it tight For I can't walk alone.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Morning Flowers!

Look at us, said the violets blooming at her feet, all last winter we slept in the seeming death but at the right time God awakened us, and here we are to comfort you..

Marvellous Painting!

A Beautiful Morning!

It's a beautiful morninG

I think I'll go outside a while
and just smile

Just take in some clean fresh air, boy
No sense in staying inside
If the weather's fine and you got the time
It's your chance to wake up and plan another brand new day

Either way It's a beautiful morning
Each bird keeps singing his own song
So long, I've got to be on my way now

No fun just hanging around, I've got to cover ground
You couldn't keep me down
It just ain't no good if the sun shines
When you're still inside
Shouldn't hide, still inside, shouldn't hide
Still inside, shouldn't hide

There will be children with robins and flowers
Sunshine caresses each new waking hour

Seems to me that people keep seeing
more and more each day
Gotta say, lead the way
It's okay, brand new day
Gotta say, it's okay
Brand new day, gotta say, lead the way