Clean Jokes..
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again.
Joe: Yes, for the fourth time.
Jim: What happened to your first three wives?
Joe: They all died, Jim.
Jim: How did that happen?
Joe: My first wife ate poison mushrooms.
Jim: How terrible! And your second?
Joe: She ate poison mushrooms.
Jim: And your third ate poison mushrooms too?
Joe: Oh, no. She died of a broken neck.
Jim: I see, an accident.
Joe: Not exactly. She wouldn't eat her mushrooms.
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A woman is getting a sentimental feeling while watching a beautiful love scene in a movie. Her husband leans over and whispers those three little words that are on his mind:
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"Pass the popcorn."
What did God say after she made Eve?
"Practice makes perfect."
Funny Questions and Answers
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
A. No time at all it is already built.
Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?
A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.
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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
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Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
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Q. What often falls but never gets hurt?
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Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?
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Q. What looks like half apple?
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Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
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Q. What gets wet with drying?
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Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?
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Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
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Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
A : Because it has its own scales.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Married man live longer than a single man, but married man are lot more willing to die!
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
Marriage puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Marriage is a romantic story, in which hero dies in the first chapter."
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
In love you go to bed early. After marriage, you go to sleep early.
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